Post# 103

{ February 10, 2010 @ 6:14 pm } · { 1 }
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This blog is simply for laughs (my actual blog from today is after this one) I stole this from Caitlin’s tumblr

The Ten Commandments of The Black Parade.
1.Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Comes. 
2.Thou Shalt Sing And March Without A Question.
3.Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret. 
4.Thou Shalt Let Go Of Thy Dreams. 
5.Thou Shalt Give Blood. 
6.Thou Shalt Not Fear Thy Sins. 
7.Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms. 
8.Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes. 
9.Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone.
10.Thou Shalt Carry On.

Commandments of a Chemical Romance 
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover’s head. 
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love. 
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you. 
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover. 
5.Thou shall unleash the bats. 
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires) 
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance. 
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love. 
10.Thou shall rock hard.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself 
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers 
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well 
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE 
x. Gerard Way puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”. 
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors. 
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain. 
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity…twice. 
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero. 
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood. 
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. 
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way. 
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding. 
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar. 
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off. 
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. 
x. Mikey Way can speak braille. 
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks. 
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down. 
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way. 
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK’s head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains. 
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Frank Iero” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!” 
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus. 
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live. 
x. Gerard Way doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now.” 
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it’s already too late. 
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man. 
x. Ray Toro didn’t vote for Pedro. He deported him. 
x. When God said, “Let there be light”, Gerard Way said, “say please.”

REAL MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FANS
1.Real MCR fans know more songs than “Welcome to the Black Parade.” 
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way’s brother’s name.
3. Real MCR fans shout ‘YES!’ when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard’s hair.
5. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band’s have forMCR concert. 
7. Real MCR fans know and own revenge and bullets.
8. Real MCR fans ask their mom “What’s for dinner?” and are disappointed when she doesn’t say any of the guys in the band
9. Real MCR fans GET REALLY PISSED OFF WITH PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE A MCR FAN AND THEN ASK WHAT HELENA IS.
10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don’t get him.
11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them… on the televison. 
14. Real MCR fans ARE PROUD OF HOW FAR GERARD HAS COME WITH HIS ADDICTIONS. 
15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Helena when they hear a random say “So Long” or “Goodnight.
16. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
17. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word ‘way’ in songs
18. Real MCR fans will scream “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, insert bandmembers name here!!” on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
19. Real MCR fans watch “Life On the Murder Scene” twice a day then apologize to plants. 
20. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of. 
21. Real MCR fans write ‘my’ and ‘romance’ around the word ‘chemical’ when in the textbooks in science class.
22. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
23. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
24. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
25. Real MCR fans KNOW THE BAND NOT JUST WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE!

You Know You’re an MCR Fan When…
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says ”’fro,” you say “Ray Toro!” 
3.When someone says “Chemical,” or “Romance,” you think…”MCR!” 
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You’ve had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it’s been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody’s business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn’t mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You’ve writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You’d join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn’t mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You’d offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You’ve Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don’t care anymore when people call them emo because you know they’re not.
30. You’d cut off Bob and Ray’s hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You’ve named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them (“C’mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!” 
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister “Mikey.” Therefore, she hates you. But you can’t help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard “Gee.” 
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You’ve read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You’re known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you’re feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar’s solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you’d still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)

You know you love me xoxo

Elise

Post# 102

{ February 10, 2010 @ 4:16 pm } · { 1 }
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10-02-2010

Today at tafe was rather good

My morning class was fun :)

We done work on powerpoint so that was easy but it was just fun

Our introductions to the teacher were hilarious!

Annie “I wanna be a fisher……Yeah I will be fishing all the time”
Teacher “How does this course help with that?”
Annie “Well you see…………It doesn’t………..I was lying”

Too funny!

OFFICER ARNOLD HAS FLUFFY HANDCUFFS!

So many funny things happened so it was great fun

Then afternoon class started and I was bored to hell!

Almost fell asleep yet again

But tomorrow we don’t have tafe because the teachers are on strike woot woot LOL

When I got home I was rather depressed because the pink in my hair is washing out and starting to look a bit ew

So I went on a photo rampage – any excuse to use Rhett – so enjoy some loveo photos

I spy Jensen Ackles

 

I love my Supernatural hat

 

Straighten my hair for tafe

I love Elmo

I is cheeky LOL

I promise one of these days I will write a blog that is actually about something!

Oh ! I sent an email to Ash last night about Paris because I was looking in my France travel guide and I thought maybe we should just move to Burgandy, Champagne or Lyon

So we are looking at the prices and comparing them with Central Paris – either way we would go to Paris all the time because we would be able to

Also getting my passport forms tomorrow to fill out :)

Then once the pink has washed out of my hair I will go and get the photo done and get my passport

I have to speak to someone about the Visas and stuff and sign up with the Au Pair website

But Ash and I plan on doing that in March, for now we are still deciding where to live and what we are going to do while we are there, where else we will travel etc.

So mum just told – like this very minute lol – I don’t have to spend my birthday money on getting my car fixed, the lady that hit me has to pay for it so YAY

That puts another $500 into my Paris savings which brings the total to just over $1,000 LOL!

So bad!

I will get a job eventually and pay for it

I figure if I can’t get the money I will loan the money of my aunty and pay her back once I get a job in Paris, which she has told me many times I can do if I ever decided to go overseas

So I can do that at least

You know what pisses me off?

The fact that it isnt 100% that I am moving to France :(

I wish it was because I don’t want to go through so much only to have Ash turn around and cancel the entire trip

I also need to save about $2,000 for my two week trip to the Northern Territory according to my nan! LOL

So I will be going to the travel agent tomorrow and getting some info on tours in NT so I can help my aunt plan it and everything

I am so excited for that!

I get to see Uluru!!!

Yes I am excited to see a giant rock!

I can’t wait really because we are also going Darwin and Kakadu (did I spell that right? LOL)

So fucking excited for this year! Honestly despite the shit I’ve had this week I am having a WONDERFUL year!

I have so many things planned, this year is going to be full of wonderful memories – it already is :)

I am going to write the lovely Ida a letter and send it to her :)

Because I can

I love you Ida!! You mean the world to me :)

I can’t wait to hang out in London with you love :)

Anyways I think tomorrow I may just randomly share my opinion on some random topic so this blog isn’t just me rambling on and on like I usually do

Until next time

You know you love me xoxo

Elise

Post# 101

{ February 9, 2010 @ 1:59 am } · { 1 }
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09-02-2010

So let me explain my photo of the day

In 1991 my sister and I got a cubby house for christmas – my sisters 1st christmas – I would have been 2 years old – almost 3 – and we had our hands like put into the concreate

As you can see :)

So I took a photo today with my hand next to it – I have red hands wtf lol – kinda made me smile lol

So there is that!

Today at tafe was a bit better not nearly as boring and the teacher was pretty cool

But I was bored at some points so I did draw all over my book again so enjoy

Click me

Also had Only One by Alex Band stuck in my head all day!

Its such a wonderful song :)

I really do think I need to make these blogs a bit more in depth but when I sit down to write them nothing important really comes to mind apart from Paris and I’ve blogged as much as I can about that LOL

Seriously just sat here for about 10 minutes thinking about what to write

I am going to the hairdressers on thursday to see about getting the pink put in my hair permanently instead of washing out, hopefully it won’t cost to much and I can get it done

My car is currently at the wreckers being fixed, won’t be getting it back until next Monday :(

Stupid bitch that hit us! I swear I thought there was nothing wrong but apparently she hit hard enough to push the bumper bar forward so they are going to try and fix it

Fun!

Not sure how much that is going to cost but it looks like my birthday money will be going towards that – yipee

What else is there?

I have been so lazy! Ever since I was sick like 2 weeks ago I have done like no exercise and completely given up my diet!

So I am getting back into that and I might even re-join the gym if I can afford it

Most probably put those 2 kgs back on so BOOOOOOOOO!

I just need to keep telling myself how much better I will feel if I do this and I know its true so yeah

I suppose that is all I can think of right now

I really need to fix my sleeping routine so I’m not tired at tafe all day

Until next time

You know you love me xoxo

Elise

Post# 100

{ February 8, 2010 @ 3:33 am } · { 1 }
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08-02-2010 @ Home

POST 100!

Can’t believe I have posted 100 blogs of crap!

Well done for reading them LOL

My pink hair is fading :( I’m going to miss it when it goes

Today was my first day back at tafe…doing Business Admin for 18weeks before I go to Paris

It was such a waste of time

So basically my sister and I spent the entire lesson drawing in my books

Click to see bigger

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Our teacher did say some funny things though
You see we are working on computers today doing typing and shit
And we went to save the documents and everytime she would say “Save As” it sounded like “Save Ass” so me and
Kaitlin basically kept saying that the entire day (from 8.30am – 3pm)
And when we first turned the computers on she goes “You will see a screen with a picture, that is a desktop and those are icons on the desktop”
We were laughing so much!
As if we don’t know this already!!!
We got annoyed because she would say “Zed” instead of “Zee” lol
Umm OH! She goes “You don’t want to hurt your hands so you dont wanna keep your mouse on the keyboard” LAUGHED SO MUCH! She meant you dont wanna keep your hands on the keyboard
So we were entertained by that but other than that Kaitlin and I already knew everything she was trying to teach, basically everyone in the class did except for this older woman and even she knew a fair bit
But I am hoping my other classes will be better, suppose I will find out tomorrow
I don’t like the 8.30 am starts but I guess I will get used to it
I believe that is all for now
Until next time
You know you love me xoxo
Elise

Post# 99

{ February 7, 2010 @ 8:23 am } · { 1 }
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07-02-2010 @ Home

Today was fun!

After a fun night got to spend the day with my amazing friends :)

Miss you all already!

Too much fun had!

Jess, Kat & Liz – my bird misses you LOL and we never finished Star Trek LOL! NICE!

DUMBLEDORE!

HEEEEEERMIONE

Honestly too much fun!

Sorry for the shit blogs but I really can’t be bothered with typing them up LOL

Until next time

You know you love me xoxo

Elise

Post# 98

{ February 7, 2010 @ 8:19 am } · { 1 }
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06-02-2010 @ Home

Had my birthday party last night

Would write a long post but I can’t be bothered

Lets just say its had its ups and downs – more ups than downs luckily – I had fun

Awesome night!

Lots of photos were taken, if I have you on facebook then you can see them

Until next time

You know you love me xoxo

Elise

Post# 97

{ February 5, 2010 @ 6:52 am } · { 1 }
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05-02-2010 @ Maccas

Natty is here now!

WOOT WOOT!

Today was spent with Meaghan, basically just helping my mum do some shopping then going to Livo until we had to pick Natty up

FUN FUN FUN!

Maccas runs are hilarious fun

Currently we are sitting in my room watching The Lizzie Mcguire movie

Mad fun eh

Watched Nick and Norahs Infinte Playlist – love Michael Cera so much!

Saw the hot cop from yesterday again today at Maccas  ;)

I suppose that is all for now

Off to have fun!

No blog tomorrow night cause its my birthday party WOOTWOOT!

Until SUNDAY

You know you love me xoxo

Elise

Post# 96

{ February 4, 2010 @ 9:08 am } · { 1 }
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04-02-2010 @ Home

OMG MEAGHAN IS IN SYDNEY

AND OMG SHE IS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW OMG OMG OMG

So glad she is finally here!!!!!

Today was boring

Had a car accident – not a bad one – but it hurt my arm and back

Stupid bitch!

But yay Meaghan is here :)

Was so happy to pick her up at the airport :D

Even if I stayed at the wrong gate for a long time before she arrived

Haha!

Anywhoo expect alot of photos of us coming up

Until next time

You know you love US xoxo

Elise & Meaghan!

Post# 95

{ February 3, 2010 @ 5:35 am } · { 1 }
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03-02-2010 @ Home NEW FUCKING HAIR!

LOOK AT MY HAIR!

LOL

I love it so much :)

Got it done today :)

Its like brown-ish with pink foils on the right side and I just adore it

Its not permanent but I am thinking I will get it done again, perhaps a different colour next time

ALSO

Got my new camera – which takes amazing photos!

New Camera

I adore my new camera which is named Rhett because its sexy LOL

BEST NEWS?

TOMORROW I SEE MEAGHAN!

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

I can’t wait!

I am going to hug her and take sooooooooooooooo many photos and I have an awesome sign for the airport LOL

So so so so so excited for tomorrow and friday AND SATURDAY!

My party is going to be mad fun :)

Some of my favourite people, favourite music, amazing dress, awesome new hair, amazing new camera….Its just AWESOME!

2010 is just amazing so far and I can’t wait for the rest

Anyways I want to share some of the photos I took with my new camera so enjoy LOL

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Harry Potter is in France =P

Hai dad!

I adore my hair so much....excuse my face LOL

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Ebony

Jazzy

Until next time

You know you love me xoxo

Elise

Post# 94

{ February 2, 2010 @ 6:22 am } · { 1 }
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So this blog is simply to show you one of many funny msn conversations Ash & I have :)

So enjoy…this is from just about 20 minutes ago LOL

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A$H eats pebbles says:
OHMYFUCKINGGODINJULYWEGOTOPARIS
HAHA NO SPACE
OHMYGODCAPS

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:
you’re a nerd!

A$H eats pebbles says:
you love it you merde!

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:
shut up diarrhoea

so you got my guide?

A$H eats pebbles says:

I sure did!

Lonely Planet r our lovers now

Ohmygod im getting LDN guide soon

Also we gunna go Italy some point? Cuz i get that 2

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

Yeah get Italy!

We have to go to Rome  I want an Italian fling please and thankyou

A$H eats pebbles says:

Did not need to know bout mi cousin wanting Italian sex!

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

Who said sex you filth?!

A$H eats pebbles says:

DIRTY BIRD

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

DIARRHOEA

A$H eats pebbles says:

I am seriously introducing myself as diarrhoea when we go to Paris

It will be funny as hell!

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

Hell isn’t funny you bitch!

A$H eats pebbles says:

Jealous butt muncher!

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

Fruit fly!

A$H eats pebbles says:

That’s just mean elise L why do you call moi a fruit fly?

*buzzes round da room*

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

Oh i’m sorry diarrhoea L

*hugs*

A$H eats pebbles says:

Don’t hug me you frog leg!

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

Really? Frog leg?

You suck merde!

A$H eats pebbles says:

Ohmygod mum wanted 2 no y i bought da paris guide & my france 1

I said im collecting lonely planet guides now!

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

LOL!

I told mum that i have an obsession with them, she bought it cause i have my new york and LA guides as well

A$H eats pebbles says:

Funne bitch

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

LEARN TO SPELL YOU ARE SO WEIRD

 A$H eats pebbles says:

Jealous!

Ohman we need to get French phrase books for you!

And i needz to brush up! Avn’t spoken French in like 2 years im rusty!

 ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

I thought you were diarrhoea?

But yeah we should get some phrase books soon

 A$H eats pebbles says:

Oh you r so funni!

We going 2 get ur passport next week?

 ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

Yeah i think so, need to figure out how i can get out of the house

 A$H eats pebbles says:

Tell ur mum ur going 2 c Nan @ casula & i’ll meet you there

 ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

Ok

Just filling forms though…get the pics some other time i cant be bothered with photos for passport yet

 A$H eats pebbles says:

Yeah come wit me when i get my phot done

Gotta update my passport anyways

 ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

This conversation is going onto my blog soon

Because we are funny ones

A$H eats pebbles says:

Well then

HI BUTT MUNCHERS BLOG!

I am diarrhoea, I am here for all ur diarrhoea needs

 ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

You are so gross!

Its almost 7 and I’ve not eaten :O

A$H eats pebbles says:

I already ate ha!ha!

ELISE         i have the ability to break the internet says:

>.<

Ok im going to go eat, will be back later…
when i blog this i’ll let you know

Byyyyyyyyyyyyyye xx 

A$H eats pebbles says:

In my country we say au revoir!

Bye bitch xx

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I hope you enjoyed that and expect many more :)

Until next time

You know you love me xoxo

Elise

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